Men Vs Women

[Subhash]

The Difference
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.

Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage

Husbands
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Wives
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

The Battle
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.