1) DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
2) DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.
3) DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
4) DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
5) Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.
6) Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.
7) Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.
8. Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes
9) Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
10) Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
11) Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
12) Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
13) Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.
14) Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.
15) Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.